by Kaushik Anand
1. Someone locked one of my wingmates in the bog (toilet). Given that the toilets are a little away from the rooms in Tamraparani hostel (Tambi hostel) and it was mess time, noone heard him banging the door for about 40 min or so. He'd given up all hope when he saw a small hole (really small- would be 5 feet by 2-3 feet) at a 8 feet height. He used that to come out of the locked bog to an unlocked bog. Came out all soiled. Noone's been able to repeat that feat again.
2. Day 0 Tambi Hostel Night 2010: This was one of the biggest drunken revelries you could see. There was probably 0.5 mm of alcohol on the entire first floor corridor with broken glass bottles, people lying around and falling down. The warden and security staff couldn't enter the floor since there were people lying all around the elevator. One of my room neighbours left his room for 10 min and on returning found 3 random people sleeping in his room.
Day 1 The Cleanup: The IITM admin had given us a long rope and let us go because it was the Hostel Night. However, everyone wanted to cover up and started cleaning their rooms and the corridor. Another room neighbour of mine pushed out all the glass pieces in his room and semi-solids (you know what I mean:P)
Day 2 The Anticlimax: At around 10 am, I woke up to someone banging on the door. On waking up, I figured out that it wasn't my room and it was the warden, CCW chairman and 3 security guys banging my room neighbour's door. They'd assumed that this guy had again had a drunken party the previous night. This guy (lets call him X) wakes up topless wearing a chaddi. X is super tired from sleeping late and looks drunk (though he is not). The security team tells him he is going to get suspended and asks him to accompany them. This guy requests to brush his teeth but they don't allow him because they worry that it might influence the breath analyzer test. X is escorted from the hostel to the hospital by these 5 people. He freaks out and messages all his wingies to come to the hospital. The security team enters the hospital and asks for a breath analyzer test. To their surprise, the hospital doesn't have one. So, they ask X to blow on an attendant's face saying that the attendant can figure out. So X, who hasn't brushed his teeth for the last 24 hours goes and blows into the attendant. The attendant (mostly influenced by the pungent smell) says X hasn't consumed alcohol. X walks out a free man thanking heavens for not brushing his teeth :)
1. Someone locked one of my wingmates in the bog (toilet). Given that the toilets are a little away from the rooms in Tamraparani hostel (Tambi hostel) and it was mess time, noone heard him banging the door for about 40 min or so. He'd given up all hope when he saw a small hole (really small- would be 5 feet by 2-3 feet) at a 8 feet height. He used that to come out of the locked bog to an unlocked bog. Came out all soiled. Noone's been able to repeat that feat again.
2. Day 0 Tambi Hostel Night 2010: This was one of the biggest drunken revelries you could see. There was probably 0.5 mm of alcohol on the entire first floor corridor with broken glass bottles, people lying around and falling down. The warden and security staff couldn't enter the floor since there were people lying all around the elevator. One of my room neighbours left his room for 10 min and on returning found 3 random people sleeping in his room.
Day 1 The Cleanup: The IITM admin had given us a long rope and let us go because it was the Hostel Night. However, everyone wanted to cover up and started cleaning their rooms and the corridor. Another room neighbour of mine pushed out all the glass pieces in his room and semi-solids (you know what I mean:P)
Day 2 The Anticlimax: At around 10 am, I woke up to someone banging on the door. On waking up, I figured out that it wasn't my room and it was the warden, CCW chairman and 3 security guys banging my room neighbour's door. They'd assumed that this guy had again had a drunken party the previous night. This guy (lets call him X) wakes up topless wearing a chaddi. X is super tired from sleeping late and looks drunk (though he is not). The security team tells him he is going to get suspended and asks him to accompany them. This guy requests to brush his teeth but they don't allow him because they worry that it might influence the breath analyzer test. X is escorted from the hostel to the hospital by these 5 people. He freaks out and messages all his wingies to come to the hospital. The security team enters the hospital and asks for a breath analyzer test. To their surprise, the hospital doesn't have one. So, they ask X to blow on an attendant's face saying that the attendant can figure out. So X, who hasn't brushed his teeth for the last 24 hours goes and blows into the attendant. The attendant (mostly influenced by the pungent smell) says X hasn't consumed alcohol. X walks out a free man thanking heavens for not brushing his teeth :)
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